It was so simple all along! Oh, Hall Monitors, this is gripping shit okay. After they all leave, the tea makes he hallucinate that a picture of her great-great grandmother is talking to her. In trying to get a date with Lorena, Sly copied off of her test so that they would have more in common with each other. . Things must not have went so well for Carmine following the end of that show. Not wanting her dad to be alone, Tiffani sets her father, Paul, up with marine biologist Ariel. At school, Sly tricks Mark into giving hi the money to create t-shirts for a band called The Counting Toes so they can double the money.
This includes a young Jamie Kennedy, and I guess now we know why he stars in horrible movies like Son of the Mask: the tea affected his better judgment so he accepts such shit roles. Okay, this is getting fucking ridiculous. No song this week other than the instrumental version of the theme. But it is interesting to compare it with Mark on vocals verses Matt. The band also get to use her place to practice from now on. After the Garrison family moves away, including Matt, Sam moves in with Lorena Costa. Sly thinks that his cousin, Mark, might be right for the job, but Mark has had a bad case of stage fright ever since Sly embarrased him at Carnegie Hall.
You can imagine that Sly is paying girls to kiss him. Lorena and Jake create a plan to make the gang believe that there is buried treasure hidden nearby. They don't want to hurt her feelings and tell her, especially Jake. Maybe this is why he was never in another episode: incompetence. Oh, the non-existent days before assigned seating! If in doubt, do not use. She threatens to not date Jake anymore if he doesn't quit. Tony and Sam just complain about their photo being misidentified.
They convince him to get back on the motorcycle… …and he crashes again because Tony made the speed bump bigger because why the hell not. Jake, meanwhile, went on a skiing trip without the proper clothes for the experience, and apparently froze as a result. Air Date : 19th-Nov-1994 The gang is assigned a school project to research their family tree and give a report. The whole gang thinks that smoking is a bad idea, especially Lorena. Air Date : 10th-Dec-1994 An old friend from Tony's childhood, Darren, pays a visit to Tony. Naturally, none of this impresses girls in this universe because this is the one place where personality matters more than looks, so everyone throws shit at the three and a gaggle of girls goes off with Jake for a pre-dating Lorena orgy.
It would have made more sense for this to be about Jake, but we need to play up the urban stereotypes for this episode, so get ready for some stupid shit. They soon find him caught in a net, and get him down. Uncle Frank gets Jake hooked on smoking. Jake says fuck this shit and rushes off to have a cigarette to relax. Tony claims his ancestor was Malawian Mansa Musa. Mark creates a compatability test that claims that Tony and Sam aren't compatabile as well as Jake and Lorena.
Both Jake and Lorena end up surprised at the extent of everyone's greed. Also, when you rub his hump, he has an orgasm. In any case, by pure contrivance there happens to be a television producer in class who decided to stop by and give the class tips because he has nothing better to do, and he loves the chemistry Tony and Sly have had together the last eight minutes that he decides to offer them their own show and shit because why not. The other plot amps up its ridiculous factor by having Tiffani and some extras ask Tony to royally bless their surfboard. He read all the books? And then Jake gets a couple of random girls as he says fuck the contest. So Tommy starts stealing lockers and bullying people and shit. Sam is overwhelmed with greed, and later has to decide what's more important- money or her Great Great Grandmother's honor.
He also seems to have hearing problems from sitting next to an amp so he screams a lot, but this is never featured again in this episode so fuck it. At the loft, Tony is almost all in for the violence and shit, but the band soon talk him out of it with cliche shit about violence not being the answer. He aks Tony to help out one of their friends from a gang that he's joined. Why did Peter Engel insist on trying to end the scourge of teen smoking?!?! Air Date : 12th-Nov-1994 Not wanting her dad to be alone, Tiffani sets her father, Paul, up with marine biologist Ariel. Did the Guinness Book not want anything to do with this episode? Why not continue the trend? Tell that to Jerry Springer.
The couples start arguing over the results. They also need to find a replacement for Matt. It's time for another battle of the bands. He aks Tony to help out one of their friends from a gang that he's joined. Seriously, this was his first sign he had terminal lung cancer? We open at school where Mark is still prowling for a girl who will like him despite his bad acting. We provide no support for third party add-ons installed on your devices, as they do not belong to us.